Thanskgivvukah may occur only once in 70,000 years. But what are the chances that all this happened during my long holiday weekend?

Had literally the best sweet potato latkes ever (cc: Mom).
And challah stuffing. That was whole wheat.
AND cookies!!!!!!!
Got a nifty pair of workout leggings for 40% off.
Checked into and promptly out of an Air BnB in Clinton Hill, BK that I booked for Larry as a mini birthday getaway. Sorry, but a poster above the bed that reads "cum on my face" does not make me feel at (second) home. Neither does no heat. I'll stick to the UES, thanks. #birthdaypresentfail
#hannukahpresentsuccesses (see photo)
Ran right into Vanessa Hudgens at Fat Radish downtown, then again across the street at Leadbelly. I would be more excited if that didn't mean I was going to the same places as 22 year olds.
HOMELAND.

Happy holiday season to all!