I don't care what anyone thinks: I love the New York Times Style section. Call it pretentious. Behind (#missedit). Even irrelevant.
Whatever.
It's made my Thursdays and Sundays that much more magical for as long as I can remember, and will certainly continue to do so.
That's why this week, I'm giving it a shoutout for introducing me to a funny new word in a funny new way:
Orgiastic (adjective): Of or resembling an orgy.
Mr. NY Times Style writer, Guy Trebay, you are officially ballsy (pun intended!!!) for taking this baby out of the bedroom and into a reference about year's upcoming Met Ball:
“When the Costume Institute at the Metropolitan Museum of Art debuts its latest exhibition, “China: Through the Looking Glass,” at its annual wingding on May 4, the event will be covered in orgiastic fashion by the global news media and treated by locals with the excitement country bumpkins once evinced when an elephant sauntered down Main Street with a sign announcing that the circus had come to town.””
HOLLA.