FOUND: The 'perfect' vegan chocolate chip oatmeal cookie recipe, courtesy of a random healthy cooking site!!!

1 tbs. someone else's palate
3/4 c. not enough salt
3 tsp. like I have that in my apartment?!
2 3/4 tbs. "applesauce tastes exactly like butter!"
6 sprigs of is this what the batter's supposed to look like?
2 cans of most full feeling ever
1 dash of Toaster Instagram filter
1 pinch of love

Bake at 350 degrees for 25-30 minutes. Do not enjoy.

#veganfail