Apparently I have the most awkward-sized face in the world. Because I SIMPLY CANNOT FIND SUNGLASSES THAT LOOK NORMAL.

The pics above barely do a justice to the amount of sunnies I've tried. From SEE on the Upper West Side to Barneys to Alter Greenpoint to consignment stores to Warby Parker and (crazily enough) beyond, the search has so far proven to be a complete and utter failure.

But before you lose sleep over this terrible situation dear readers, please know: I WILL NOT QUIT*.

Stay tuned as this intrepid journey powers on.

*Even if that means going into the kids section.